The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green

The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green

Joshua Braff / Sep 16, 2019

The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green Jacob Green doesn t mean to disappoint his father but he can t help thinking the most unthinkable and very funny thoughts about public school humiliation Hebrew school disinclination and in home se

  • Title: The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green
  • Author: Joshua Braff
  • ISBN: 9780452286702
  • Page: 326
  • Format: Paperback
  • Jacob Green doesn t mean to disappoint his father, but he can t help thinking the most unthinkable and very funny thoughts about public school humiliation, Hebrew school disinclination, and in home sex education with the live in nanny If only his mother hadn t started college at thirty six and fallen for her psychology professor If only he were like his rebelJacob Green doesn t mean to disappoint his father, but he can t help thinking the most unthinkable and very funny thoughts about public school humiliation, Hebrew school disinclination, and in home sex education with the live in nanny If only his mother hadn t started college at thirty six and fallen for her psychology professor If only he were like his rebellious older brother suspended from Hebrew school for drawing the rabbi in a threesome with a lobster and a pig If only Jacob could confront his overbearing father and tell him he doesn t want to sing in synagogue, attend est classes, write the perfect thank you note, or even live in the same house with Abram Green But, of course, he can t That would be unthinkable.

    The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green by Joshua Braff The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green by Joshua Braff reminded me of a season of Curb Your Enthusiasm Like Larry David, Jacob s thoughts are unfiltered and often painfully honest Braff exposes Jacob s life at ages ten, thirteen, and fifteen years old. The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green Joshua Braff THE UNTHINKABLE THOUGHTS OF JACOB GREEN reminded me of a dysfunctional family on steroids When I reached the end, I had developed an even greater appreciation for my own upbringing, and it was hard not for me to consider myself lucky. The Unthinkable Thought Psalm RayStedman The Unthinkable Thought He could see that it was a plunge back into darkness, back into fear, into uncertainty, back into the anxiety that constantly arises in man when he thinks himself to be a creature alone in the universe, with nothing beyond, in the grip of powers and forces greater than he can control. THE UNTHINKABLE THOUGHTS OF JACOB GREEN EPUB The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green Summary This is a classic coming of age story that chronicles Jacob Green s trials navigating his aggressive, controlling father, his parents disintegrating marriage, and problems at school. The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green inamebooks The unthinkable thoughts that jacob manifests in order to cope with all the pressure are absolutely hilarious There is some mature sexual content and foul language in this book I d like to see a sequal to this book and see what else is next for Jacob. THE UNTHINKABLE THOUGHTS OF JACOB GREEN Reading the unthinkable thoughts of jacob green Joshua Braff Jacob Green doesn t mean to disappoint his father, but he can t help thinking the most unthinkable and very funny thoughts about public school humiliation, Hebrew school disinclination, and in home sex education with the live in nanny. The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green Summary eNotes The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green Simultaneously heart wrenching and hilarious, author Joshua Braff is able to get inside the mind of thirteen year old Jacob, who struggles between being a man in the eyes of his temple, and a very confused adolescent in the eyes of everyone else. THE UNTHINKABLE THOUGHTS OF JACOB GREEN Publishers THE UNTHINKABLE THOUGHTS OF JACOB GREEN Joshua Braff, Author Algonquin . p ISBN At , Jacob s unthinkable sin of The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green Joshua Braff The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green by Joshua Braff reminded me of a season of Curb Your Enthusiasm Like Larry David, Jacob s thoughts are unfiltered and often painfully honest Braff exposes Jacob s life at ages ten, thirteen, and fifteen years old. Thinking the Unthinkable Steven Phillipson, Ph.D. With this branch, the anxiety emerges in response to an unwanted thought or question, which in the future will be referred to as a spike The ritual involves pushing away the thought, avoiding the recurrence of the thought, or attempting to solve the question.

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      • Joshua Braff

        Joshua Braff is an American author His first novel, The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green, described by some as a Jewish coming of age tale, was published in 2004 by Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill, and drew some comparisons to J.D Salinger He contributed a short work entitled Exit 15W to the collection of shorts about New Jersey entitled Living on the Edge of the World after his hometown of South Orange He has written for a number of literary journals His second novel, Peep Show, was published in 2010.Joshua is the older brother of actor Zach Braff.


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    1. I think it’s safe to say teenage boys think about sex. A LOT. In fact, teenage boys think about sex so much and with such enthusiasm that teenage girls are often overridden around every bend. With teenage boys in mind, I have compiled a list of penis slang. This is by no means all-inclusive, but it should suffice for the task at hand. There’s Johnson and skin-flute and boner and anaconda and anal impaler. Bald-headed yogurt slinger and baloney pony and bratwurst and chubbie and cock and ding [...]



    2. When this book begins it is so fall-out-of-your-chair funny that you think it will simply be a well-written fun bit of fiction. One of the best strategies the writer employs is to drop in the heartbreak of the book in such a nonchalant, straightforward manner that you never see it coming. The book then takes you on a ride that while screamingly funny at times, is also achingly sad. I highly recommend this book. I read that some people compare Braff to JD Salanger (who would mind that?) but I tho [...]


    3. If it was possible to give something half stars, I would give this 4.5. It was super well written, funny at times. Braff is really good at "showing not telling". The characters were awesome and believable. The minus half a star is for the ending, which I didn't really like. It wasn't a bad ending at all, it was just a bit unsatisfying.


    4. Full disclosure: I know the author; our kids go to the same school. So, I was prepared to like the "Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green" in a "it was OK" sort of a way because I like the author. However, I am (very happy) to report that I really and truly enjoyed this book on its own merits. This novel is a gem. It's a clever, often funny, and sometimes quite agonizing novel about a young Jewish boy coming of age in New Jersey. Our hero Jacob struggles with Judaism, worships his cool older broth [...]


    5. What a surprise this little gem of a book turned out to be. I didn't know what type of book I was even reading when I started. Based on the cover and the title, I was imagining a silly teenage book on par with I Love You, Beth Cooper and Youth in Revolt. What I got was a touching story of a young man struggling to find his identity while trying to protect himself from his father's frightening rages. The book is funny but it's also terribly upsetting at times. I've read a lot of books on abuse an [...]


    6. The book seems like it would be a comedy based in back cover text. And maybe it is, but the father is so overbearing, so horrible and mentally abusive that I couldn't find anything all that funny. I will say, though, that the writing of the abusive father was so realistic that I found myself having visceral reactions to it (I saw my own asshole of a father reflected in horrible accuracy). The ending is intriguing. It's a good novel, but I do have to say that I'm not sure I saw in it what John Gr [...]


    7. 3.5 stars.I read this a really long time ago in freshman year of high school. It's a really strange, quirky, coming of age tale about a shy Jewish boy who is trying to not only figure out his own identity but also understand and find himself and a connection with his religion. I remember a scene how he is so pressured and nervous, and wants to live up to the expectations of his father who says he's brilliant at speaking in Yiddish (I think that's what it was?) and to lead the speeches for their [...]


    8. Technically, this is a YA novel, but I've got a hunch that it's a bigger hit with adult readers. This is a classic coming-of-age story that chronicles Jacob Green's trials navigating his aggressive, controlling father, his parents' disintegrating marriage, and problems at school. He finds comfort (maybe a little something else?) from his sexy babysitter who likes to give back-scratches, all the while going back and forth between admiration and confusion at his brother's rebellion against their ( [...]


    9. Oh! Oh! Oh! I so enjoyed this book. Picture the Wonder Years, except it takes place in the 1970's and it's a Jewish family. The trials and tribulations of a young boy coming of age that lives under the roof of an overbearing father in which he can never stand up to his expectations. Jacob has an older brother that is quite the rebel. So, this leaves Jacob as being his father's hope for the perfect son. The unthinkable thoughts that jacob manifests in order to cope with all the pressure are absol [...]



    10. An occasionally funny, but mostly disappointing first effort from Zach Braff’s older brother about a teenage boy and the pressures of school, sex, identity, family, and Judaism. The book sets out to use the main character's humorous and sometimes fanciful observations to expose a few life lessons, or at least entertainingly rehash some of the painful embarrassments of being a teenager. Braff succeeds early in doing so, but the father figure becomes so severe that he takes over the story, which [...]


    11. I found this book to be a SLOG to get through. Tedious.The "humor" (which primarily consisted of potty humor and jokes about the narrator's growing sexual awareness) did not balance the horror of the narrator's living situation (dealing with an overbearing emotionally abusive passive aggressive father).There is also no resolution of this situation. The final chapter doesn't give us any hope for Jacob eventually getting out from under his father's thumb.


    12. This is a wonderful book and I really think more people need to read it. It's written very well, and you get to go through this boys life as he's growing up. And you see all his difficulties dealing with his family and religion. If you like books like "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" you'll probably like this book.


    13. This book had tons of potential. The premise was smart, unique, and witty. Unfortunately, I found that the characters were vastly underdeveloped. The only time I truly felt the feelings of Jacob was when he was being compared with his father. For so much build up, this story had little resolution and leaves the reader with far more questions than with answers.


    14. Oo, this is a hard one. It's a beautifully written story about an adolescent and his overbearing father. The characters are so well done, and often really funny. The scenes with the father in a rage make me feel I'm experiencing them myself. I mean, so hard to take, but ultimately so good.


    15. I bought this book mainly because it was written by Zach Braff's brother, so I assumed it had to be as clever and quirky as something Zach would write or direct. In my opinion, it really wasn't. It was more of a character sketch than a story with a plot, which I was not expecting.


    16. I *may* have read this because the author is Zach Braff's brother. But it was a pretty good coming-of-age story.


    17. This book was such a surprise. I picked it up used a few years ago after John Green recommended it in a youtube video. Finally picking it up was definitely a treat, albeit a cringey treat that made me want to punch a fictional character.This story was equal parts sad and funny. Funny in the way it was told and written - Joshua Braff's style was really enjoyable to read through and the voice of Jacob was so distinct and genuine. I was really impressed with how young the voice came across - someth [...]


    18. Joshua Braff did an amazing job showing how religion and anger controlling a person you love's life. In The Unthinkable Thoughts Of Jacob Green, that character is his father who sets house rules and is always yelling at one of his children. Braff shows how Jacob deals with this by making him and his older brother rebel. This book is amazing and I would recommend it to people 14 or older, just because it does have some mature themes, but nothing too bad. I couldn't stop reading this book. I felt [...]


    19. A funny, heart-felt romp through adolescence in the 70-80's as told through the eyes of Joseph, a boy growing up with a strict Jewish father. The father's pathological personality is painfully suffocating, and you feel yourself growing anxious along with Joseph as he struggles to live up to his father's impossible expectations. Add in some *teenage boy thoughts* and you've got quite the colorful book.I've got to subtract a star for the ending, however, which felt very unsatisfactory and quite an [...]


    20. (3.5 stars)At first blush, one could easily view Joshua Braff’s debut novel as a run-of-the-mill, first-person narrated, “Coming of Age Tale.” But unlike your typical “Teenage Middle Class Guy Grows up in the Suburbs . . . Hijinks Ensue” type story, “The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green” is more about the unbreakable bonds of family, than anything else. Aside from a few comically awkward descriptions of the main character’s first experiences with sexual arousal, we get to see [...]


    21. I want to be able to recommend this book to my friends, I really do. Because the family dynamics in this book are so deep and complex and real. But the constant adolescent sex just goes too far over the top. Do adolescent boys think about sex a lot? Well, yes. But can we allude to that without a constant stream of smut? I do believe we can.


    22. This book was a little bit rough to read - very intense in its descriptions of Jacob's father's insecurities, shaming, and abuse. It was a very interesting book from a very different narrator (young Jewish male) than I'm used to reading and I'm glad to have read it.


    23. It's a white guy coming of age story. But he's Jewish, so it's a little differentI mean, very readable, characters seemed real.I'm just kind of over male coming of age stories.


    24. You'll begin the book laughing, and finish the book crying. This book is so real that it hurts--in a good way, though.


    25. The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green by Joshua Braff reminded me of a season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Like Larry David, Jacob’s thoughts are unfiltered and often painfully honest. Braff exposes Jacob’s life at ages ten, thirteen, and fifteen years old. A period of time when Jacob wrestles with the typical coming of age angst, but does so under the crushing weight of his overbearing jerk of a father, Abram.Abram is where the story differs from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Abram is best summed up [...]


    26. A little gem of a book, funny and real and endearing. Braff manages to pull off a small story of family dynamics set in a very specific time, place and social group and make it universal and relatable to everyone.Jacob's journey from childhood to adolescence under the reign of a very traditionalist Jewish father (who somehow making up for lost time on his own Judaism) rings true, and the dialog and situations stem organically from each character - Jacob, his disaffected older brother Asher, thei [...]


    27. It seems like the subject manner is mild-mannered, but in fact, it's awfully intense. To the point where I wanted to reach through the book and strangle some characters.It takes place in the 70's-80's, following a young Jewish boy, the middle child in a very Jewish family, growing from kid to adult. His father is some kind of theater-director/entertainer and his mother is/was a SAHM until she wants to go to college. And there's an older brother who's his best buddy, but grows more rebellious and [...]


    28. The Green family, despite all outward appearances, may not really be all that normal an American family. The father, Abram, dove headfirst in Judaism after a traumatic event earlier in his life. The mother, Claire, is a stay-at-home mom who desires much, much more and is a former Protestant who converted to Judaism for the sake of her relationship. The eldest son, Asher, is a rebel who attempts to defy his father's devout Jewish ways at every step. The youngest children are too young to really k [...]


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